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Thursday, April 27, 2006

 

CATCH TOM'S CRAZY PILLS!

 

Friday, April 14, 2006

 

PerezHilton.com: Further Proof Of Tom Cruise's INSANITY:

From PerezHilton

Tom%20Cruise_crazyjpg.jpg As if the world wasn't already soured by Tom Cruise's "I'm right and everybody else is wrong" ways, the annoyingly outspoken star drops some choice quotes in the new issue of GQ, which has him on the cover.

- Tom on sex: "Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just...free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."

- Did you know Tom's a fucking psychic???? "Oh, I -- I looked at [Katie]. And I went, 'You're gonna tell me if you're pregnant, aren't you?' It was a moment where ... It was one of those things," he (sort of) explains. "I just picked something up. And I knew at that moment she was pregnant. 'Cuz I notice things in people."

- On their home sonogram machine "I'm a filmmaker - I need to see the rushes! At first we did it a lot. I don't know how many times, but I did not exceed FDA regulations!"

- On Brangelina's impending (and competing) arrival: "Playdates! I've gotta give him a ring. I'm really happy for them. I am really happy for them. He's a good guy, Brad."

- On explaining the history of psychiatry to Matt Lauer: "I thought I was pretty restrained. I've been pissed off about things, believe me. I thought it was a terrific interview. I wasn't pissed; I just was intense on wanting to communicate."

- On Katie's cravings: "She loves cupcakes, okay? I mean, the girl loves cupcakes."

- On questions about the galactic overlord Xenu, a central figure in his religion: "You say this stuff to me and it's insulting. That's why I'm not even going to dignify what you're saying. There's always a lot of misinformation out there. I'm doing pretty good. Look at the things that have helped me in my life. You hear this other stuff - come on, it's crap!"

- On his assertion that he's not crazy: "I taught her how to ride a dirt bike in an hour and a half. She'd never done it before. She got her scuba license -- and the kids scuba dive so we all went down scuba diving in Mexico and swimming with the whales. Sometimes people freak out when they see the stuff I do. But it's like, 'Look, this is who I am,' and people who know me know I'm very safe about it. I'm not crazy!"

Yeah, right. Sure thing, buddy!


Monday, April 10, 2006

 

'Interview with Glen Stollery of ScienTOMogy.info"

The news website "Wikinews" (cousin to the brilliant Wikipedia) has just published an interview with yours truly (why thank you), asking why I have "targetted Tom Cruise and $cientology"... they also gave the cult the opportunity to repond. Check it out, here:

Interview with Glen Stollery of ScienTOMogy.info

Also, if you haven't already seen the ScienTOMogy section in Wikipedia, check that out here too! Enjoy! Glen

Sunday, April 09, 2006

 

Hey MJ called his kid blanket... maybe theirs will be "Pillow"?

No doubt, something very odd about all this??

Friday, April 07, 2006

 

Is Katie Holmes really pregnant?

Ok, Katie. The gig is up. Has anyone ever seen a past-due, pregnant woman look like this? She has a thin face, thin arms, and walks upright, as if she's carrying a lightweight pillow. Here is a picture of Katie Holmes, who is expecting her baby with fiancé Tom Cruise "any minute," shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills yesterday. In addition to the her suspiciously energetic shopping spree, does anyone else think her bulge is suspiciously odd? Also,how long has Katie been pregnant anyway? At this rate, she'll be delivering a kindegartener soon.

Media sources who have been watching her shop, visit Yahoo, and go to a recent sporting event, commented on how easily Katie moves around, and hops into vehicles. Women in their 9th month do not move like this, nor do they wear regular tight jeans. Her 'pregnant' stomach is too high!

Some gossip blogs speculate that Tom & Katie have already had the baby, while others guess that the couple is really adopting a baby.

The entire Tom and Katie relationship from the start has been baffling. Rushed courtship, over the top proclamations to love, and now a baby to be born a la' Scientology style?

That baby had better pop his little head out tomorrow, or I'm not buying it! The gig is up Katie!

Source: http://www.gambling911.com/040506daily.html


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

 

Thetanland

A reader brought this to my attention from CityRag check it out! For those who thought the wierdness of Neverland may be gone forever, today on Howard Stern, Mike Walker of the National Enquirer reported that the Church of Scientology is looking at purchasing Neverland and making it a retreat for Scientologists! You gotta take the source with a grain of salt, but wouldn’t that be wonderfully bizarre and provide years of hilarious imagery to come?!...

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One more shot of Tom Cruise ruling Neverland below...

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